3-Word Writing Exercise(: dont make fun of my capitalization or punctuation -.-

Characters: George- A man who really likes banana cream pie. Dull, smart. Businessman.
Wilfred- a man who loathes banana cream pie with a burning passion and he is also allergic to it. Sarcastic, smart. Unemployed.

Setting: A local diner.

Conflict: George wants Wilfred to try new things (including banana cream pie) and Wilfred wants George to stop talking about banana cream pie for 5 minutes.

Pie Troubles

Lights come up on George and Wilfred in a diner
George sits down. Wilfred is already sitting down

George

Hey there, Wilfred!

Wilfred

George, it's been-

George

so long, I know.

Wilfred

Well, Thanks for that, George.

George

Thanks for what?

Wilfred

Finishing my sentence.

George

No problem, Wilfred.

Wilfred

Yep. You're such a generous person.

George

I know, thanks for getting my pie. What kind is yours?

Wilfred

a big piece of chocolate pie.

George

why not banana-

Wilfred

don't even say it.

George

Wilfred! Why not!?

Wilfred

Because it's disgusting.

George

DON'T SAY THAT!

Wilfred

I'll say it if I want to.

George

Wilfred! It's just-

Wilfred

Don't say that.

George

It's just a pie.

Wilfred

Just a pie?

George

Yes, Wilfred it's just a pie. Relax.

Wilfred

Whatever, George. Whatever.

George

Just try a tiny little bite.

Wilfred

No, it's gross.

George

It's just pie.

Wilfred

No it's not.

George

Wait are you...

Wilfred

Allergic to bananas? Yes.

George

You really are?!

Wilfred

Yes. Very allergic.

George

You mean, like hives allergic?

Wilfred

It's the can't breathe and then follows by dying allergic.

George

oh... Okay, Wilfred.

Wilfred

Thank you, George.

George

You're welcome, Wilfred.

Wilfred

So... um, How's the family?

George

Really good, Wilfred?

Wilfred

The kids smart?

George

Yes, very much.

Wilfred

Well, Isn't that special?

George

Was that sarcasm?

Wilfred

Most likely, George.

George

Oh... Well then.

Wilfred

Get over it.

George

Okay, I will.

Wilfred

I'm leaving now.

George

Okay. don't get hit by a car.

Wilfred

I'll be careful.

George

Good.

Wilfred leaves. Lights go down